Forget round pizza! It’s squizza, the square pizza!

I make this with soy cheese and either soy sausage or soy crumbles. Both taste a little like meat. Also in the topping is green peppers and onions over a marinara (I think it tastes better than plain tomato sauce), topped with soy mozzarella.

Also this: A vegan burrito. Inside each one is a blend of sauteéd onions, pinto beans, corn, green chilis, rice and soy cheese. On top is the extra stuff from inside, plus chipotlé salsa.

Really, I mean it. No, seriously, this is the kind of thing that’s been keeping me alive for years!