Sing Along if You Know the Words

This is me wearing one of Abby's hair extensions. Everything is beautiful, right?
This is me wearing one of Abby's hair extensions. Everything is beautiful, right?

A little bit of childhood propaganda, modified to be a bit more realistic…

Everything is beautiful
In its own way
Nazis and the Holocaust
Smallpox and the Black Plague…

Also, a friend of mine is shooting a wedding this weekend, so I am brandishing my only wedding joke…

Did you hear about the two antennas who got married?

The ceremony wasn’t all that good, but the reception was fantastic!

There is nothing as beautiful "in its own way" as the oozing, inflamed itch caused by poison ivy.
There is nothing as beautiful "in its own way" as the oozing, inflamed itch caused by poison ivy.

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  1. a friend of mine came up with part of a wedding speech that i thought was good:

    “(Insert groom’s name here) has the heart of an eagle and the eyes of a falcon. Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!”

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