Calling all readers: now is your chance to be the center of attention (for about five seconds.) Here’s why…
I was getting dressed this morning and pulled out a t-shirt I really liked. It fits well and is a good color for me. I thought about how cool it would be if it was some sort of richardbarron.net shirt. I even started to design a shirt at customink.com, but only got as far as “richardbarron.net”, followed by typing and deleting stupid subthemes like “start clicking” and “like it or not” and “web of intrigue.” The last one, I admit, has potential.
So, readers, please comment with your suggestions about what might look good on a richardbarron.net shirt. If I use your idea, when I get the shirts made, I’ll send you one. Win-win!
Can I ask a few ground rules? Does it have to be appropriate, socially acceptable or non-sociopathic?
You mean like an arrow pointed at my crotch labeled “Click Here”? No, I won’t wear a t-shirt that is offensive in public.
Barron.net not Bayon.net (boo)
I
AM
RICH
ARD
BAR
RON
.NET
It’s ALL right here
richardbarron.net
Don’t be Jelly
richardbarron.net
Say Fred, how’s that microwave?
richardbarron.net
I RICHARDBARRON.NET
DO U?
YOU ROBOT
I RICHARDBARRON.NET
People Who Know
richardbarron.net
Here are some from the Giant Muh I am considering…
Copy, Paste, Repeat
Gestapo Tactics Against Tiny Kittens
Puerile and Uninteresting
Pwning the !nternets
Oh the Humanity!
One Half Genius, One Half Idiocy, One Half Fart Jokes
Banned in 43 Countries
This Space Left Intentionally Blank
Endorsed by the National Blog Council
Crying Over Spilled Milk
Making the Obvious Even Obviouser
Gestapo Tactics Against Tiny Kittens
Burning the Reichstag
Copy, Paste, Repeat
Everybody Just Shut Up! I’m Trying to Think!
Made from Emu Oil and Unicorn Tears
This is my web site. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Without my web site, I am useless. With me, my web site is useless…
The Only Web Site with the Power to Validate You as a Human Being
I’m Richard Barron and I Approve this Message
This is Your Life, and It’s Ending One Stupid Blog Post at a Time
Laughingly Obvious
The Best Empty Platitudes on the Internet
You Can Log Out Any Time You Like, but You Can Never Leave
Unraveling This Mortal Coil
Believing Absurdities and Committing Atrocities
From the Grimy Chap with the Ill-Fitting Trousers
Better Lame than Never
Daring to Ruffle the Feathers of Mediocrity
The Elephant in the Room
The Apex Predator of the Internet
My Chalk Mark in the Rain Storm
Weaponizing the Truth
We Are of the Earth, Yet We Fly
Sure, You Think You Hate It Now, but Wait ‘Til You Read It!
RICHARDBARRON.NET
What the hell are YOU looking at?
…or…
RICHARDBARRON.NET: You give us 30 minutes, we’ll make you want it back.
RICHARDBARRON.NET: The Supreme Court can’t define it, but you’ll know it when you see it.
Not just another Dick.
It is a camera lens in my pocket (but I’m still happy to see you).
Still sharp at iso50.
Still flashing at 50.
Photography: it’s light work.
I’m not a P-mode kinda guy.
No falloff wide open.
I shoot raw.
Glass beats megapixels.
Compensation is composition.
Sharper when I’m stopped down.
No filter when IR exposed.
Smaller f’s have more depth.
Getting paid to shoot people.
Richardbarron.net: Only One Degree of Separation From His Famous Sister, Nicole Hammill.
I like Daring to Ruffle the Feathers of Mediocrity and Weaponizing the Truth. But also, Saving the world one click at at time.
Omnivision for bipeds.
“Do we get it? NO! Do we want it? YEAH!” ~Marilyn Manson lyric
I’m often thoroughly amused by the titles you write for your blog entries, and many of them would make good taglines on a richardbarron.net shirt (especially taken out of context). A few:
We Can’t Be Retarded Any More, but Are Anyway
I Could Not Have Been More Wrong
Another Fun Fact
Too Much Pee and Politics
History’s Best Naps
“I’m with Skip!”
Another Fun Fact (Again. I really like this one.)
Which Came First?
Creating the akward pause scince 1963
Because portable-inflatable-amphibious-submersible-nuclear-space-assault-battleships don’t just invent themselves.
Remember: living the dream means you’re a dream liver.
My camera has a strap. Please stop referring to it as my strap-on.
Overlord of the digital-darkroom.
Just realized that last means Richard Barron, O.D.D.
I’m pondering richardbarron.net. Are you?
MUH!
I Want all of these…
The Writing on the Wall
Analysis Shows…
A Steaming Pile of Irony
Shiny, Metallic and of Great Value
Conscience of the King
Culling the Herd One Sacred Cow at a Time
Our 15 Minutes
You Know Who You Are
Hand Me a Plunger
An Opinion Machine
Free Info on Mind Control
We All Have a Past…
Ghosts in the Machine
A Dream within a Dream
Is Reality Real?
Ich bin ein dustmite!
Awaking to Perfect Sanity
Sic Semper Tyrannis!
Arbeit Macht Frei
How Not to Blog
A Hunger that Never Dies
The Unforgettable Fire
Reality Check
If you can bear the terrible secret
Goodbye Freedom
Brand X
Don’t Try this at Home
Walking on Sunshine
Utopian Meritocracy
A Modest Proposal
Why Am I Wasting Your Time?
The Name of the Beast
We Shall Meet in the Place Where There is No Darkness
Let’s Play Cameras!
The Wild Road Ahead
Green Box Mode
Summoning the Muse
The Insult as Argument
Apocalypse on Walton’s Mountain
Ultimate Nihilism
Briefly Posted, then Retracted Due to ©Copyright Issues
The Pig is in the Poke
Strap one on
Glass. Light. Art.
Stop trying. I’m better.
Strap Nik on