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Placing tape over your webcam, whether you believe it is on or not, will have no effect on NSA efforts to record you for future blackmail opportunities, since modern webcams use deep-spectrum imaging technology which renders tape invisible. The only way defeat these methods is by wearing sophisticated disguises, such as Chinese-made Halloween masks, which contain enough lead and mercury in their paint to force NSA operatives to use other means to record your movements.

Your visits to internet pornography sites, however, will continue to be recorded.

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