-Creaming the Spicetick
-Amping the Tock Hole
-Burn the Asstrickster
-Pearl the Olive Loaf
Kafka’s churlish tart
Shimmying across the stage
by Josephus of Ubiquitor
—> <—This represents an arrow
direction is narrowly defined
which way to the sylvan glen?
“All men are proud of their farts.” -AK…
Addiction is desire outside of reason.
I am freeze-dried powdered frozen renaissance man, and there’s no stopping me!
“It’s fabulous! It’s effective!” -Bottle of Cleaner
Amathophobia = Fear if Dust
Tall enough to be another man’s dick.
40% of the world’s people have no access to electricity.
41% of the world’s people have no access to flatulence.
“Why the f*ck would Aliens be interested in Mexico?”
He is truly the Quisinart Headrush.
He is truly the Hiccup Cadillac.
He is truly the Cadillac Satellite.
Those nurd repellant cough drops you gave me aren’t working.
“Disney is really, really evil.” -Someone