Howard XXX: lol. what happens when the right whines too much.
(Picture of Barack Obama’s birth certificate)
Alyssa XXX: Certificate of live birth is different than a birth certificate.
Richard R. Barron: ?>>”Certificate of live birth is different than a birth certificate.”<< I don’t understand statements like that. My birth certificate says, “Standard Certificate of Live Birth” at the top. It is the only birth certificate I was ever issued.
What I should have said: Barack Obama was elected President and there’s nothing you can do about it, you whiney, right-wing crybaby.
Also, I found the cure for diabetes, and it’s so obviously simple that I might oughta win some kind of award…
Eat less, do more.