Ain’t No Mowshine

Any "high on grass" joke works here.
Any “high on grass” joke works here.

Ain’t no sunshine when I mow
When I mow tomatoes grow
Ain’t no sunshine when I mow
My garden’s gotta grow
Any time I wield the hoe

Tomato vines they shade my hoe
Pepper plants won’t thrive no more
Cantaloupes all in a row
Water with a big green hose
Or a noisy thunderstorm

And  I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow…yeah, I oughtta leave the young plants alone, so those roots can find a home, any time I lay the loam…

2 Comments

  1. Mowday, mowday. Can’t trust that hay.
    Mowday, mowday. Sometimes it just can take all day.
    Oh, Mowday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
    Oh, Mowday, Mowday, how could that be poison ivy?

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