“I love the world!” -My sister, when I told her about “Epic Beard Man,” an internet meme that recently swept the world. Sure, violence and foul language are among the coolest things about the internet, but there are some things that offset it. Example: a thread on a forum (message board) I was reading today. The original post contained lots of high-res photos, so it took a little while to load. The photos were great, and were worth the wait, unlike much of the waiting embedded in the internet. Today the icon for the thread was red, meaning someone had posted a new reply. I clicked on it, watched the photos load, then scrolled to the bottom to see the new entry. It was this:
I told him not to fuck with me.