“You’re all a bunch of f*cking idiots.” -Jim Morrison
If a blind man is about to die, does he hear his life flash before his ears?
“Hey, Matthew. Wanna go get a beer?”
“Okay, but I have to bone my chicken first.”
They’d call it a routine retirement of a replicant, but I’d never f*cked a man to death before.
We have a life-sized statue of Norman Mailer made entirely of tallow and grapes.
Rocky Mountain oyster, lock you in cloister.
“You know we’ll be the ‘Cletus’ of the f*cking galaxy if we ever make contact. Everybody’ll make fun of us.” -D
Always the truck stop in Alabama with you, isn’t it?
“Together we’ll fill the galaxy with gas!” -J
“Watch as Rex Hardpole sprays his dangerously infected semen across the silver screen!”
“We are gathered here to honor meat.”
“He doesn’t want anything. He’s insane.”
“Duck my sick!” -D
“You’re not going to manhandle me, are you?” -M, 1978