- Pray and fast
- Fetal/fecal/fatal position
- Elvis movie marathon
- Wish I were still in college/high school/junior high/grade school/kindergarten/womb
- Get head stuck in honey pot
- Act like I give a crap
- I’d rather have a pre-frontal lobotomy than a free bottle in front of me
- See the writing on the (bathroom) wall
- Listen to Duran Duran until I am unconscious
- Await my destiny (or make it myself from crushed butterfly wings and real maple syrup)
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* Bop til you drop
* Get on your boots
* Dance in the dark
* Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
* Go ahead and jump!
Props for citing a lyric that conjures images of Courteney Cox.