Okay, let’s play “What Would God Do?”

• Make Eskimo Pie
• Frogs frogs frogs
• Daytime TV
• Elephantiasis of the nuts
  
• President Bushton
• Karl eating ribs
• “This is not meat loaf! It is kabab!”
• Seven year coma for guy who loved “Family Ties” but missed every episode
• Unexplained emergency dookie
• Strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight

True story: I was in a friend’s home with their dog. A man came to the door saying he represented a church. The dog was quiet until the man said, “We’re trying to encourage Bible reading.” At that point, the dog acted like he would have killed him.

You decide.