“You’re a Vegetarian? What Do You Eat?” I actually hear this question about half the time I tell someone I am a vegetarian. I have to say, I gave up explaining it years ago.
Now I tell them, “Nothing. There’s nothing for a vegetarian to eat. And I’m so hungry!”

If you would take out those fungi, this meat eater would scarf that down! Yum. Those green beans remind me of the yummy ones on the Chinese buffet.
Those portobellos were amazing.
In the strictest sense, “vegetarians” subsist on a diet of vegetables. Sociologically, it can mean many things.
I really want to be a vegetarian because I love animals. No wait. That’s not what I mean. I don’t mind killing the animals to eat them but I don’t want to be a veterinarian. Maybe I should just think about this a bit longer and get back to you on it later.