Just because I look ridiculous doesn’t mean I am ridiculous.
When I die I think I will discover this was all just a really funny joke.
Note from notebook from long trip: B B pool boner. I assume this refers to Billy Bell in our pool in tenth grade, telling me he had a boner.
Another note: B U giant ball hair hit. I don’t know what this means, but I probably did at the time.
“Love means saying you’re sorry even when you’re not.”
“Macabre roadside blood death.” -Ex girlfriend’s brother
That was some orgasm, Senator.
…is now friends with Nuclear War and Mr. Happy.
Technically, most textile fiber has little chance of withstanding the ballistic stress of the super atomic double wedgie attempt.
I was dreadfully embarrassed to learn that the K-T Boundary is quite different than the K-Y Boundary.
For all of you out there who have no idea why I did what I did to you: because you are a dumbass.
At some point in every day of everyone’s life, he or she would make a good Nazi.
Oh, wait! I just remembered! It’s “Bobby Underwood giant ball hair hit,” from the time he got hit in the head with that giant ball!
Amish noogies…yer killin’ me, Smalls.
there are quite a few areas of this drawing that don’t make physical sense so i feel i should add that i was rushing to do it before richard left the room.
when he entered and said he’d been roughing up the amish, i was delightfully inspired.