The other day on the radio I heard a car dealer telling congress that his “constitutional rights” were being violated because the bankrupt car company whose cars he sold had terminated his franchise. Obviously this was another American hillbilly who has never read the constitution, but also consider this: every single time I have bought a car, I have felt like I was being ass raped. In fact, there is little I wouldn’t do before I would willingly buy a new car. I actually yelled at the radio when this poozer was whining about his stupid dealership going down the drain: “Shut up, you whining baby. This is your karma! Choke on it!”