One thing Abby and her daughter Chele have to have at Thanksgiving is a Ladies Home Journal-esque dessert that their family has long known as “Five Thing Cherry Stuff.” Aside from knowing that I won’t eat three of the five ingredients, I am not the keeper of the secret recipe. I can tell you that there are five things, and one of them is cherries.

Even telling you this much puts me at grave risk. End transmission.