The Minimus 7 Letters, Part 3

by Minimus 7 / M7 shrift, Should I send these in? daft cooters 3.8 billion years of ennui duck my sick brutish odors uncle clyde and the fluff girls it’s the fart that counts two dicks ferguson lava twat chung rectilinear smile any excuse for trephination vacu-peen unsolicited enemas jactitations of the saints circulator of…

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The Minimus 7 Letters, Part 2

by Mimimus 7 / M7 grackle, “I offer nothing but confusion.”–throwing muses “Spank me!”–kafka time after time we face a certain esprit d’etat when it comes to our illustrious holidays.  this state of being includes generous quantities of mysticism and cynicism and schism.  never forget that the surface is all there is to it. “This…

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Short Story: Wallpaper

Wallpaper by Richard R. Barron “This wall is so plain,” she muttered to herself, staring at the blank, grey facade. “What can I do, what can I do?” she continued, trailing off to a whisper by the last word. She felt a strange, urgent, crushing tension inside her, a need, an overwhelming desire. As quickly…

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List: Funny Allegedly Real Names

Arizona Zipper Anil G. Shitole Dr. Beaver, Obstetrician Betty Burp The Boring School Aurora Borealis Belsky Pupo Shytti Lotta Crap Mole Funeral Home Sir Edward Pinecoffin Cheatham & Steele, Bankers Buster Hymen Cashmere Tango Obedience Cardiac Arrest Silva Cherri Pancake Christ T. Seraphim Golden Pancake C. Matthews Dick Comfort & Satisfy Bottom Constant Agony Bump…

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List: Dog and Cat Names

Smedley Drizzle Briquette Pinky Slim Flotsam Squanto Fester Plankton Stymie Succotash Gargle Dangerous Spit Strontium 90 Flagellum Vortac Saliva Flatulence Uvula Petunia Splatter Slurry Garland Mucous Twig Heaven Oink Dwindle Larry Petal Soft Scurrilous Bob Dank Po ins Bosco Spanky Briosche Purge Smirk Avagadro Giardia Coriolis Tarnish Murphy Uterus Valium Cashew Persephone Clunker Bunch Twinky…

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The Collected Poetry

Growing up in a literate environment, I was encouraged to write. In some ways I was expected to write, and in other I demanded it of myself. In either case, it turns out that I am a terrible poet. These thoughts go as far back as high school, and are presented here non-chronologically. Forever 25…

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Short Story: Walking Away

Walking Away by Richard R. Barron Goodbye is a good cry. There is something about the turn of autumn that hurts us inside. It’s an insane time, when anyone with any artistic or poetic heart feels a sense of loss, or remembrance, or hunger. The hunger is this: when the primary weave of our lives…

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Kathy’s Journal

In 1992, 1993 and 1994, I dated a woman named Kathy, who was a critical care nurse at an Oklahoma City hospital. Kathy suffered from various emotional difficulties, including depression. In February 1994, she killed herself at her home in Norman, Oklahoma. After her death, her parents were kind enough to give me a copy…

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Rage and Pain: Kathy Godfrey

“I’d settle for someone without a lengthy criminal record.” ~Kathy, 1992 I met Kathy Godfrey in 1988. She was close to our married friends Michael and Thea (I’ve known Michael since seventh grade), who often joined Kathy for Medieval Fair events. Kathy and Thea shared a love of sewing costumes from antiquity. Kathy was a…

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Short Story: Bolt

Bolt by Richard R. Barron I sat on a folding chair on my balcony, waiting. The black sky all around me was momentarily quiet. A few seconds before, a flash of lightning hit the ground to the south, tripping the breaker on my air conditioner, silencing it as well. I relaxed in the momentary lull. My camera pointed…

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Short Story: Shamrock

Shamrock by Richard R. Barron “Life is like a really expensive cut of beef that you’ve just overcooked.” At 9:30 p.m. Greg was just finishing his shift, and Shelly was about to start hers. He removed his grubby red polyester smock and tossed it in a ball on the floor under the cash register. As it was most nights,…

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March 1, 1987

I talked to X for about 20 minutes tonight. She says she’s moving to Dallas soon. She told me she’d write me “this week.” “One day you’ll move away,” I said, “and you’ll forget to send me your address, and we’ll lose touch for good.” “That can’t happen. I’ve got your address. I always let…

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Short Story: Ice

Ice by Richard R. Barron Also see: The Rain Comes Down Long underwear, hiking boots, a wool sweater, a big coat, a yellow rain jacket, and a black ball cap gave me the look of an all weather photographer. I toted a duck-taped, garbage-bag-wrapped 600mm lens as well. Feeling like the emblem of a working professional photographer, I stepped onto the…

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Short Story: Southbound 63

Southbound 63 by Richard R. Barron Weary from eight hours on the road but excited to see her, I followed her up the stairs of her non-air-conditioned dorm room at the University of Missouri. Once in her third-floor room, baking in the lingering warmth of campus concrete, I looked out over campus. For a moment…

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Freshman Diatribe

Written in the fall of 1981 and spring of 1982 when I was a freshman at Oklahoma University, this document is published here as an insight into my philosophy when I was 18. Key influences: Richard Bach, and tenth English teacher Gil Hernandez. Each individual is free to do anything. What could appeal to an…

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Short Story: The Road

The Road By Richard R. Barron A gentle August rain fell on us as we drove nowhere for an hour or more, saying nothing. In the distance, lightning danced, decorating the horizon with the shadows of cool grey clouds. Thinking without words in my heart, I listened to the faint complaints of a distant clap of…

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