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Ersatz Herzogy = Fake Dookie
“Stop peeing on me. I am full now.” -D
“‘Outstanding!’ he says, as he straightens his genitals and cuts a celebratory fart.” -B
“I kinda think in a puddle.” -R
“an errand boy sent by Satan’s 3rd floor custodian to collect a triangular granite tablet with strange cuneiform scribblings drooled from the eager lips of an 80-year-old virginal abbott lokated somewhere in the marijuana jungles of Alsace-LORRAINE. He never smiles.” -D
Drool tournament. He honks!
“…with his pants around his ankles. Nothing more terrifying.” -?
“I have a hairy garage.” -M
“It’s black, sweet and cold, just like my men.” -T
Then suddenly, Mandrake’s pouch burst, leaking vital fluid.