Little known fact: Italian is actually just Spanish spoken with a French accent. Real names of AOL chat rooms, night of 6-15-02… -Guys who lick it up -Men who wear panties -Sweet but anal -Daddy slipped it in -I steal dirty undeez -Seed my wife -Mom takes son’s load -Lick my sweat socks now -Shemale…
Continue reading →** Muriel Hemmingway ** Jasmine Schitt ** and Lassie #4 star in **** “You look really gay in flip-flops!” or **** “The Androgyny Strain.” “You can’t unwrite something.” -D The unwriting idea: Write a paragraph, then write another that cancels every idea, metaphor, nuance, etc., of the first, and in the process, like matter and…
Continue reading →As I sat here a few minutes ago I thought something smelled not so good. It almost reminded me of something on fire, or something electrical. I got my super-bright flashlight and shined it into the darkness around the house, hoping it would illuminate any smoke. As I peered around one corner and another, I…
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