Awaiting Brimstone

Now that winter is here, it’s wildfire season again. The last two winters were under burn bans due to dry weather in the months prior, but it has since been lifted. It is dry and windy again today, despite a nice rainy spell last week. A few minutes ago I heard a call on the…

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Joy to the World

One of my chores last night was testing all of our Christmas lights.

Updated December 2018 “All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.” ~Sally Brown, A Charlie Brown Christmas When I was a kid, these were the joke lyrics… “Joy to the world The school burned down And all the teachers too They’re looking for the principal He’s…

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From Kris and Jessica

As many of you know, Santa Claus has a wife, a red-headed spitfire named Jessica. In magic North Pole Land, she and Kris stay eternally young, only dressing up as jolly old elves one day of the year. Let me just say that Jessica is insanely hot. (Sub-topic: My childhood is punctuated by crushes on…

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