The “facon” on this plate is MorningStar Farms smoked veggie bacon. It’s not bacon, but it’s tasty and definitely has fewer animal anuses than real bacon. The eggs were supposed to be scrambled, but they folded over into an omelet accidentally.

The "facon" on this plate is MorningStar Farms smoked veggie bacon. It's not bacon, but it's tasty and definitely has fewer animal anuses than real bacon. The eggs were supposed to be scrambled, but they folded over into an omelet accidentally.

The “facon” on this plate is MorningStar Farms smoked veggie bacon. It’s not bacon, but it’s tasty and definitely has fewer animal anuses than real bacon. The eggs were supposed to be scrambled, but they folded over into an omelet accidentally.