The Worst Lens I Ever Owned

I have bought and sold a few lenses in my day. Many of my favorite lenses, like the beautiful manual-focus Nikkor 105mm f/1.8 and Nikkor 24mm f/2.0, simply wore out, a testament to the fact that they were so great, so I used them all the time.

Other lenses were not as great, some were not even close, and once in a while, a lens would stand out as being one of the worst I ever used.

The early-1980s Sigma 28-85mm f/3.5-5.6 zoom lens sits on my kitchen table this week. It's a good-looking lens.
The early-1980s Sigma 28-85mm f/3.5-5.6 zoom lens sits on my kitchen table this week. It’s a good-looking lens.

Sometimes you want a lens that will do everything. As years went by, lenses got better and better, and when I travel, I lean heavily into lenses that do a lot of things: wide angle, telephoto, and macro into one package.

My favorite ended up being the small but mighty AF-S Nikkor 18-200mm f/3.5-5.6G. It is a jack of all trades, master of none. I would never try to shoot sports and news with it, but if you were, for example, strolling through Bricktown for a day of picture-making, a lens like this would be a great choice.

Many years ago, I had a similar idea. During my second newspaper internship in the summer of 1983, I decided a wide-to-telephoto zoom lens would be a problem-solver: it could camp on one camera while a big telephoto, a 180mm or 200mm, could reside on my other camera, and I would be ready for anything.

I shopped the camera stores and the back pages of Modern Photography and Popular Photography. I saw that Sigma was offering a 28-85mm f/3.5-5.6 zoom for a bargain price, and grabbed one.

The Sigma 28-85mm sits next to one of its contemporaries, the Vivitar Series 1 28-90mm. Series 1 was a premium offering from Vivitar. It is better than the Sigma by a long shot in terms of sharpness, but it is much heavier.
The Sigma 28-85mm sits next to one of its contemporaries, the Vivitar Series 1 28-90mm. Series 1 was a premium offering from Vivitar. It is better than the Sigma by a long shot in terms of sharpness, but it is much heavier.

From the first day, I was disappointed in the images I made with it. Even during the very start of my career, when I would only afford three Nikon lenses,  a 28mm, a 50mm, and a 105mm, those lenses were absolutely amazing, sharp, well-made, and good-handling.

The Sigma was decently built, but while Nikon took pride in making the world’s greatest lenses for 35mm photography, Sigma was known for being cheap. A 28-85mm zoom lens is optically complex, and cheaping out on optical glass and optical design was a bad recipe.

I tried to make it work all summer long, but by August, when I had only a couple of months with it, I traded the Sigma 28-85mm for a well-used Nikkor 135mm f/3.5, and never looked back.

It was a good lesson in being patient when we are considering buying something that we hope will last a while and will provide quality use, from furniture and stereo audio systems to cars.

I always remembered the Sigma, so when I was scouring Ebay for vintage photo gear, I came across one for just $27, I couldn’t resist the temptation to revisit this item from my long-ago photography.

In 2012, Sigma introduced its “Art” series of lenses, and went from the bargain basement to top of the mountain, so I definitely recommend looking at these lenses today. I’ve seen some pass through my photography classes, and they are very capable lenses.

It doesn't take much effort to get the vintage Sigma 28-85mm to wreck a photo, as in this example of abundant flare and ghosting.
It doesn’t take much effort to get the vintage Sigma 28-85mm to wreck a photo, as in this example of abundant flare and ghosting.