{"id":19371,"date":"2016-02-03T12:42:04","date_gmt":"2016-02-03T17:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/?p=19371"},"modified":"2020-10-23T10:30:52","modified_gmt":"2020-10-23T16:30:52","slug":"ivy-league-scooter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/2016\/02\/03\/ivy-league-scooter\/","title":{"rendered":"Ivy League Scooter"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_19376\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-19376\" style=\"width: 199px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/stinson-baltimore-01.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-19376\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-19376\" src=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/stinson-baltimore-01-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"Living a stereoscopic life...\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/stinson-baltimore-01-199x300.jpg 199w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/stinson-baltimore-01-431x648.jpg 431w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/stinson-baltimore-01.jpg 648w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-19376\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Living a stereoscopic life&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Dream:<\/strong> Robert, Scott and I are professors at an Ivy League university. We live on the expansive fifth floor of the most prestigious dorm on campus.<\/p>\n<p>Thinking that we are moving to another section of the fifth floor, we discover it is a\u00a0mistake, and we are moving to rough\u00a0dorm, with lots of smoking, drinking and fighting. We see a\u00a0boy and a girl fist fighting, and both are covered in blood and bruises.<\/p>\n<p>We are\u00a0then riding back to the dorm on a red scooter with a\u00a0trailer. We help a guy who is winching our stuff up to the fifth floor window. He refuses to let us sign up for the military.<\/p>\n<p>I am then riding down Main Street in Stratford, Oklahoma,\u00a0on the scooter when I stop to get gas and chicken. I see my friend Chesna, who is super filthy from playing softball. She hugs me anyway. She shows me her engagement ring. Coworker Dawn is there also,\u00a0with multi-colored end wrenches. She too shows me\u00a0her engagement ring, saying &#8220;all they want to do is talk and plan and blah blah! i just want to get married!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Chesna mentions that the trailer of my scooter has come loose, and I run across the street trying to catch it.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_19379\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-19379\" style=\"width: 648px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/scott-andersen-1987-01.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-19379\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-19379\" src=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/scott-andersen-1987-01-648x377.jpg\" alt=\"We all have a past, and this one was 101% cool.\" width=\"648\" height=\"377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/scott-andersen-1987-01.jpg 648w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/scott-andersen-1987-01-300x175.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 648px) 100vw, 648px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-19379\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">We all have a past, and this one was 101% cool.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dream: Robert, Scott and I are professors at an Ivy League university. We live on the expansive fifth floor of the most prestigious dorm on campus. Thinking that we are moving to another section of the fifth floor, we discover it is a\u00a0mistake, and we are moving to rough\u00a0dorm, with lots of smoking, drinking and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-journals-notebooks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19371"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27694,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19371\/revisions\/27694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}