{"id":14208,"date":"2013-08-16T08:27:50","date_gmt":"2013-08-16T13:27:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/?p=14208"},"modified":"2015-08-07T13:23:11","modified_gmt":"2015-08-07T18:23:11","slug":"new-q-lar-war","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/2013\/08\/16\/new-q-lar-war\/","title":{"rendered":"New Q Lar War"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_14210\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14210\" style=\"width: 167px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-14210\" alt=\"It's the end of the world as we know it.\" src=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/nuclear-fajitas-01-167x300.jpg\" width=\"167\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/nuclear-fajitas-01-167x300.jpg 167w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/nuclear-fajitas-01.jpg 362w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 167px) 100vw, 167px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-14210\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It&#8217;s the end of the world as we know it.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Dream:<\/strong> I am driving toward nearby Pauls Valley (probably because Michael told me on the phone yesterday that we should petition them to change their name to Rand Pauls Valley) when I see a large explosion in the distance. At first I think it is a fuel bin igniting, but as it rises, I realize it is an Al Qaeda nuclear weapon. Soon I begin to see others, which all resemble the flames from some fajitas I photographed yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>I arrive in Pauls Valley to find the town largely abandoned. I enter a vacant Episcopal Church and begin to search for my mother-in-law Dorothy and my editor Dan. When I find Dan, he is dying from acute radiation poisoning, but when I find Dorothy, she is fine, and asks me for a ride back home to Ada.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dream: I am driving toward nearby Pauls Valley (probably because Michael told me on the phone yesterday that we should petition them to change their name to Rand Pauls Valley) when I see a large explosion in the distance. At first I think it is a fuel bin igniting, but as it rises, I realize&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14208"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14359,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14208\/revisions\/14359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}