{"id":8703,"date":"2015-08-01T01:00:27","date_gmt":"2015-08-01T06:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/?page_id=8703"},"modified":"2026-02-18T18:40:49","modified_gmt":"2026-02-19T00:40:49","slug":"under-the-giant-muh","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/under-the-giant-muh\/","title":{"rendered":"Under the Giant Muh"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_8710\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8710\" style=\"width: 644px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/under-the-giant-muh\/rbcamcorder01-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8710\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8710 size-large\" title=\"This was the very first mirror self-portrait.\" src=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rbcamcorder01-648x486.jpg\" alt=\"Monitoring the situation\" width=\"644\" height=\"483\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rbcamcorder01-648x486.jpg 648w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rbcamcorder01-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rbcamcorder01.jpg 1163w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8710\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Monitoring the situation<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>For a while now I&#8217;ve been collecting cute\/fun\/lame slogans for this web site. They go just below the title at the top of this blog. I&#8217;ve been changing them about every week, and no one has commented, which I take to mean that no one has noticed. Anyway, I&#8217;ve been keeping them in this previously unpublished entry, and now I have decided to share them with you. Most of them are original, but if they are not I have cited their source in parentheses. Used slogans have an asterisk.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Didn&#8217;t You Get the Memo? *<\/li>\n<li>Ghost Written by a Ghost Kitten *<\/li>\n<li>IF is the word in the middle of LIFE *<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Crazy life; life in turmoil; life out of balance; life disintegrating; a state of life that calls for another way of living.&#8221; *<\/li>\n<li>A Tale Told By an Idiot (Shakespeare) *<\/li>\n<li>Cool Enough to Keep Your Butter Hard *<\/li>\n<li>Tracers Point Both Ways *<\/li>\n<li>Ask Your Doctor If Once Daily Giant Muh Is Right for You! *<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll Show Him How the Cow Ate the Cabbage *<\/li>\n<li>A Sinuous Nozzle of Truth *<\/li>\n<li>Eating the Chocolate of Truth; Washing It Down with the Fountain of Knowledge*<\/li>\n<li>Manifesto for the New Order of the Third Millennium *<\/li>\n<li>There Are No Answers, Only Choices (<em>Solaris<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>I Did Nazi That Coming*<\/li>\n<li>Y&#8217;all-Quaeda<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s Not the Size of the Muh, but How You Muse It (Sterling Jacobs) *<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know what to make of that. I sure do don&#8217;t.&#8221; (<em>No Country for Old Men<\/em>.) *<\/li>\n<li>Trigger Alert, Spoiler Alert, Alleged Reality Alert\u2026 Whatever *<\/li>\n<li>Free 72-ounce Steak with Every Purchase! *<\/li>\n<li>Always Put Horace Before Descarte *<\/li>\n<li>So Funny You Will LOL Out Loud *<\/li>\n<li>Qui Tacet Consentire Videtur<\/li>\n<li>Stop trying to Hit Me and HIT ME! (<em>The Matrix<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>Victorious Secret<\/li>\n<li>Tra La La Boom De Ay, I&#8217;ll Take Your Pants Away&#8230;. *<\/li>\n<li>All Websites Are Equal, but Some Websites Are More Equal than Others *<\/li>\n<li>Better to be Slapped with the Truth than Kissed with a Lie *<\/li>\n<li>This is a threshold moment Johnny. Walk through. (<em>Mad Max<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>Myself in Every Strangers Eyes (Roger Waters lyric) *<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s Only 1\/8,048,315,834th About You *\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_25209\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-25209\" style=\"width: 511px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/omn-01-29-18-d.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-25209 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/omn-01-29-18-d.jpg\" alt=\"Schmoip!\" width=\"511\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/omn-01-29-18-d.jpg 511w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/omn-01-29-18-d-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 511px) 100vw, 511px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-25209\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Schmoip!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li>\n<li>Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool Than to Blog and Remove All Doubt *<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;That Was Dope, Dude!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>We should teach our children how to think, not what to think.<\/li>\n<li>The Dopest Web Site on the Web, Bro *<\/li>\n<li>Only Burners Like You Get High (<em>The Breakfast Club<\/em>)<\/li>\n<li>Potty Butt, Potty Butt, Anybody but a Potty Butt<\/li>\n<li>ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat<\/li>\n<li>Version 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097 *<\/li>\n<li>You are here&#8230; web &gt; idiots &gt; frauds &gt; douchebags &gt; richardbarron.net &gt; giantmuh *<\/li>\n<li>Absolute Intellectual Chocolate *<\/li>\n<li>Let&#8217;s Jam This Fool [From <em>End of Watch<\/em>&#8230; actual quote, &#8220;Do you want to jam this fool?&#8221;] *<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s No Point in Denying It *<\/li>\n<li>It doesn\u2019t take a village. It takes <em>you<\/em> shutting the f*ck up.*<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Richard, man. You&#8217;ve got too many f*ckin&#8217; opinions, man.&#8221; ~Negative Guy *<\/li>\n<li>Cramming That Red Pill Down Your Throat (derived from the Red Pill\/Blue Pill paradigm in\u00a0<em>The Matrix<\/em>)*<\/li>\n<li>If You Snooze, You Lose; You Snost, so You Lost *<\/li>\n<li>You Made Your Dumb Little Bed, So Shut Up and Sleep in It *<\/li>\n<li>104% 25-Carat Awesome *<\/li>\n<li>Unashamedly Cadaveric *<\/li>\n<li>This sure enough a bizarre sight in the middle of this shit (Apocalypse Now)<\/li>\n<li>What Have You Done for Muh Lately? *<\/li>\n<li>Since Incredulity Is Not an Argument, No Response Is Required<\/li>\n<li>Feeling Insignificant? Here You Are InsignifiCAN! *<\/li>\n<li>Puerile and Uninteresting (from an episode of\u00a0<em>thirtysomething<\/em>) *\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_8719\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8719\" style=\"width: 360px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/under-the-giant-muh\/trailrb01\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8719\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8719 size-full\" title=\"I rock!\" src=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/trailrb01.jpg\" alt=\"A trail of breadcrumbs\" width=\"360\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/trailrb01.jpg 360w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/trailrb01-300x241.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8719\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A trail of breadcrumbs<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li>\n<li>All Up in Your Biznatch *<\/li>\n<li>Blasting Across the Alkali Flats (from an episode of\u00a0<em>The Simpsons<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>Not Only Is There No Spoon&#8230; (derived from\u00a0<em>The Matrix<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>Brought to You by Alcohol, the Official Sponsor of Everything<\/li>\n<li>A Target for Faraway Laughter (Pink Floyd lyric) *<\/li>\n<li>Wearing Out Our Welcome<\/li>\n<li>Every Single Commodity You Produce is a Piece of Your Own Death (<em>Slacker<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>The Voice Inside Your Head (Nine Inch Nails lyric) *<\/li>\n<li>You Let Me Do This to You\u00a0(Nine Inch Nails lyric) *<\/li>\n<li>The Nicest Parts of Hell\u00a0(Nine Inch Nails lyric) *<\/li>\n<li>I Drag You Down, I Use You Up\u00a0(Nine Inch Nails lyric) *<\/li>\n<li>It Is Touching to See How They Love Big Brother (<em>1984<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>Better than a Poke in the Eye *<\/li>\n<li>The Hour of Purification is at Hand *\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_8708\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8708\" style=\"width: 390px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/under-the-giant-muh\/rb-stranglingbrassduck-01\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8708\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8708 size-full\" title=\"The Giant Muh: Strangling a Bronze Goose\" src=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rb-stranglingbrassduck-01.jpg\" alt=\"The Giant Muh: Strangling a Bronze Goose\" width=\"390\" height=\"648\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rb-stranglingbrassduck-01.jpg 390w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rb-stranglingbrassduck-01-180x300.jpg 180w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 390px) 100vw, 390px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8708\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Giant Muh: Strangling a Bronze Goose<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li>\n<li>Picking Gnat Crap Out of Pepper *<\/li>\n<li>Stimulating Your Pleasure Centers<\/li>\n<li>A Dangerous Idea that Almost Makes Sense (U2 lyric) *<\/li>\n<li>Pwning the !nternets *<\/li>\n<li>Inappropriately Touching<\/li>\n<li>Sanitized for My Protection<\/li>\n<li>Kicking My Muse in the Crotch<\/li>\n<li>How Much Wronger Can You Be? *<\/li>\n<li>Ipso Fatso *<\/li>\n<li>Res Ipsa Loquitur *<\/li>\n<li>Mark Twain, Mark Spitz, Mark Wahlberg, Whatever<\/li>\n<li>Trip Smooth Out<\/li>\n<li>A Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet, Fleeing Cylon Tyranny (<em>Battlestar Galactica<\/em>)<\/li>\n<li>Stand Up and Admit Tomorrow&#8217;s Never Coming *(Marilyn Manson lyric)<\/li>\n<li>The Slate of Human Cruelty Wiped Clean<\/li>\n<li>Oh the Humanity! *<\/li>\n<li>One Half Genius, One Half Idiocy, One Half Fart Jokes *<\/li>\n<li>Pain is Temporary, Glory is Forever; Bones Heal, Chicks Dig Scars (MTV) *<\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;re Not Here to Do the Decent\u00a0Thing; We&#8217;re Here to Follow Fucking Orders (<em>Saving Private Ryan<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>Featuring E. Norma Stitts<\/li>\n<li>Specially Designed to Enhance Its Luster and Beauty (infomercial) *<\/li>\n<li>Fully Licensed and Bonded *<\/li>\n<li>Amputee Porn and Squished Armadillo Photos *<\/li>\n<li>Banned in 43 Countries *\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_8723\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8723\" style=\"width: 360px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/under-the-giant-muh\/rbsierra01\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8723\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8723 size-full\" title=\"It's just me, my skills, and this dog.\" src=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rbsierra01.jpg\" alt=\"It's just me, my skills, and this dog.\" width=\"360\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rbsierra01.jpg 360w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rbsierra01-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8723\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It&#8217;s just me, my skills, and this dog.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li>\n<li>This Space Left Intentionally Blank *<\/li>\n<li>Sponsored by the Suicide Encouragement Hotline *<\/li>\n<li>Endorsed by the National Blog Council *<\/li>\n<li>Kicking Buddha in the Crotch *<\/li>\n<li>Open the Pod Bay Doors, HAL (<em>2001: a Space Odyssey<\/em>)<\/li>\n<li>Culling the Herd One Sacred Cow at a Time *<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes You Have to Lose Yourself Before You Can Find Anything (<em>Deliverance<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>Crying Over Spilled Milk *<\/li>\n<li>Oh, Giant Muh, Who Can Frame Your Fearful Symmetry? (William Blake) *<\/li>\n<li>Death to All Who Oppose Us! (loosely from <em>Heavy Metal<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>Making My Moobs Jiggle<\/li>\n<li>Brilliant Double Entendres and Idiotic Triple Entendres *<\/li>\n<li>All those &#8230;\u00a0moments\u00a0will be lost in time, like tears&#8230;in rain.\u00a0Time to die. (<em>Blade Runner<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>If it Ain&#8217;t a Mess, It&#8217;ll Do &#8216;Til the Mess Gets Here&#8230; (<em>No Country for Old Men<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>The Truth Shall Make You Three<\/li>\n<li>Making the Obvious Even Obviouser *<\/li>\n<li>Why Cain&#8217;t I Quit You, Giant Muh? (Derived from\u00a0<em>Brokeback Mountain<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, Dennis, Thanks for 9-11ing the Mood!&#8221; (YouTube video\u00a0<em>The Magical Realm of Horse Man 2<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What Are You People, on Dope?&#8221; (<em>Fast Times at Ridgemont High<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>Gloom, Despair, Agony on Me (<em>Hee Haw<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>Blinkered Philistine Pig Ignorance (<em>Monty Python<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You only live once, and once is enough if you play your cards right.&#8221; (<em>Interiors<\/em>) *\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_8717\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8717\" style=\"width: 648px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/under-the-giant-muh\/rbpancakehat\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8717\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8717 size-full\" title=\"I'm king of the Internet, Ma!\" src=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rbpancakehat.jpg\" alt=\"I'm king of the Internet, Ma!\" width=\"648\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rbpancakehat.jpg 648w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rbpancakehat-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 648px) 100vw, 648px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8717\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#8217;m king of the Internet, Ma!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li>\n<li>Wubba Wubba Wubba, Doodle Doodle Dee (MTV) *<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Just think of Giant Muh like busy, busy bee, gettin&#8217; by by sellin&#8217; honey&#8230;&#8221; (Derived from a Barry Manilow lyric)<\/li>\n<li>Gestapo Tactics Against Tiny Kittens *<\/li>\n<li>Burning the\u00a0\u00a0Reichstag *<\/li>\n<li>Copy, Paste, Repeat *<\/li>\n<li>Everybody Just Shut Up! I&#8217;m Trying to Think! *<\/li>\n<li>Call Me Back, Ishmael! (<em>The Simpsons<\/em>)<\/li>\n<li>Soy un Perdedor, Piso Mojado! (Beck)<\/li>\n<li>Made from Emu Oil and Unicorn Tears *<\/li>\n<li>The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. *<\/li>\n<li>Richard punching stupid people in the rectum for no reason. *<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;A very very heavay heavy ditit bertation tonight, we had a very dares darison by let&#8217;s go ahead tears tazion vuh thet, the have the pet.&#8221; -Serene Branson *\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_8715\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8715\" style=\"width: 239px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/under-the-giant-muh\/rbnosmile01\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8715\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8715\" title=\"I've given this a lot of thought.\" src=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rbnosmile01.jpg\" alt=\"I've given this a lot of thought.\" width=\"239\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rbnosmile01.jpg 239w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rbnosmile01-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 239px) 100vw, 239px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8715\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#8217;ve given this a lot of thought.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li>\n<li>What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? It doesn&#8217;t matter! *<\/li>\n<li>This is my blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Without my blog, I am useless. With me, my blog is useless. *<\/li>\n<li>The Dull Look of a Trapped Animal (<em>Star Trek<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>Drunker &#8216;n Cooter Brown *<\/li>\n<li>Slicker &#8216;n Grass *<\/li>\n<li>Ain&#8217;t Gonna Eat Corn with a Bare Weenie *<\/li>\n<li>The Only Web Site with the Power to Validate You as a Human Being *<\/li>\n<li>Killing the Fatted Calf with My Special Forces Knife *<\/li>\n<li>He Used to Cut the Grass! He Was a Nice Boy! (Frank Zappa song lyric) *<\/li>\n<li>Moronic Jihad<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m Richard R. Barron and I Approve this Message *<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Quote Unquote&#8221; *<\/li>\n<li>Smelter? Damn Near Kilter!<\/li>\n<li>Babette Nagorski&#8217;s Unexplained Purpose *<\/li>\n<li>This is Your Life, and It&#8217;s Ending One Stupid Blog Post at a Time (Derived from a <em>Fight Club<\/em> line.) *<\/li>\n<li>Because Giant Muh is Better than No Muh at All *<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t Quote Me on This *<\/li>\n<li>All I Ask Is Total Obedience<\/li>\n<li>Making Sisyphus Look Like a Wuss *<\/li>\n<li>Laughingly Obvious<\/li>\n<li>Milktoast and Onion Bagels<\/li>\n<li>The Weak Need Not Apply *<\/li>\n<li>Buy the Giant Muh DVD for Additional Features, Including an Alternate Ending! *<\/li>\n<li>Customers Who Bought this Item also Liked Teflon-Coated Bullets and Films about Auschwitz *<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Like&#8221; this Page to Receive a Free Punch in the Groin *<\/li>\n<li>The Best Empty Platitudes on the Internet *<\/li>\n<li>What Did You Expect from a Pig but a Grunt? (<em>JFK<\/em>)<\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;ve All Got It Coming, Kid (<em>Unforgiven<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>You Can Log Out Any Time You Like, but You Can Never Leave (Derived from <em>Hotel California<\/em> lyrics) *<\/li>\n<li>Unraveling This Mortal Coil *<\/li>\n<li>All I Want is What I Have Coming to Me; All I Want is My Fair Share \u00a0(From <em>A Charlie Brown Christmas) *<\/em><\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d Rather Have a Free Bottle of Bottled Water in Front of Me than Waddle Across Pottowatomi County *<\/li>\n<li>By Our Excellent Cruelty (<a href=\"http:\/\/mohedrus.blogspot.com\">The Mohedrus<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>Every Single One of Us, the Devil Inside (INXS lyric) *\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_15876\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-15876\" style=\"width: 240px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/rb-abbys-pony-tail-02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-15876\" src=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/rb-abbys-pony-tail-02-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"If nothing else, my descendants must know that I was well-haired.\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/rb-abbys-pony-tail-02-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/rb-abbys-pony-tail-02.jpg 520w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-15876\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">If nothing else, my descendants must know that I was well-haired.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li>\n<li>601 (from <em>The Andromeda Strain<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>In a World of Sh!t, the Shiniest Turd *<\/li>\n<li>May We Not Stand Still, for the Night is Coming (Supertramp lyric) *<\/li>\n<li>Come All Without, Come All Within; You&#8217;ll Not See Nothing Like the Giant Muh (Derived from<em>\u00a0Mighty Quinn<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>Ich bin ein Giant Muh! *<\/li>\n<li>Believing Absurdities and Committing Atrocities *<\/li>\n<li>Have a Nice Trip; See Ya Next Fall!<\/li>\n<li>Spitting on Your Cupcake and Calling It Frosting *<\/li>\n<li>Okay, That Was Just Weird *<\/li>\n<li>From the Grimy Chap with the Ill-Fitting Trousers *<\/li>\n<li>Better Lame than Never *<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Blessent mon c\u0153ur d&#8217;une langeur monotone.&#8221; (<em>The Longest Day<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;a real, mensurate, quantifiable thing, tangible and incarnate&#8230; (<em>Altered States<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>Daring to Ruffle the Feathers of Mediocrity *<\/li>\n<li>The First Rule of Giant Muh Is: You Do Not Talk about Giant Muh (Derived from a theme in <em>Fight Club<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>Houston, the Ego has Landed *<\/li>\n<li>Taking Back the Word, B!tches *<\/li>\n<li>Now the Number One Web Site on the Internet! *<\/li>\n<li>A Fit and Fearless Fighting Force, Rising on the Wings of Victory *<\/li>\n<li>The Elephant in the Room *<\/li>\n<li>Disenfranchised Like a Fox *<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;ll End in Tears *<\/li>\n<li>Earn Karma, Dole Pineapple *\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_15877\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-15877\" style=\"width: 199px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/rb-scarf-02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-15877\" src=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/rb-scarf-02-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"Where is this blue-eyed orphan today?\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/rb-scarf-02-199x300.jpg 199w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/rb-scarf-02.jpg 431w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-15877\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Where is this blue-eyed orphan today?<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li>\n<li>As Cool as the Other Side of My Pillow *<\/li>\n<li>Big and Veiny (<a href=\"http:\/\/mohedrus.blogspot.com\">The Mohedrus<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>Like it or Not, I am Not a &#8220;Sheeple&#8221; *<\/li>\n<li>The Apex Predator of the Internet *<\/li>\n<li>Sure I Understand. I Just Don&#8217;t Care. *<\/li>\n<li>The Cause of, and Solution to, All of Life&#8217;s Problems *<\/li>\n<li>You Lie Down with Dogs, You Wake Up with Fleas. Sweet, Delicious Fleas. *<\/li>\n<li>Raw Toast and Dihydrogen Monoxide *<\/li>\n<li>Acrid Flatulence in the Garden of Delights *<\/li>\n<li>A Thought-Blender Set to Frapp\u00e9 *<\/li>\n<li>Che Diletto Straordinario<\/li>\n<li>Truly He Is the Cuisinart Headrush *<\/li>\n<li>My Chalk Mark in the Rain Storm *<\/li>\n<li>Everything You Want in a Blog, but with One Third the Calories *<\/li>\n<li>Stop Reading Right Now, Because It Only Gets Worse *<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s Nobody&#8217;s Fault but Mine *<\/li>\n<li>Drop and Gimme Twenty! *<\/li>\n<li>Gently Douching with the Water of Knowledge *<\/li>\n<li>Weaponizing the Truth *\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_18721\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18721\" style=\"width: 644px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/rb-blurry-03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-18721 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/rb-blurry-03-648x434.jpg\" alt=\"Fear and Loathing in Giant Muh.\" width=\"644\" height=\"431\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/rb-blurry-03.jpg 648w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/rb-blurry-03-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-18721\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fear and Loathing in Giant Muh.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li>\n<li>Failing Hands, Failing Hope (Daniel Lanois lyric)<\/li>\n<li>We Are of the Earth, Yet We Fly *<\/li>\n<li>Because an Eighth Grade Science Teacher Said So *<\/li>\n<li>Sure, You Think You Hate It Now, but Wait &#8216;Til You Read It! *<\/li>\n<li>The Naked Butt of Doctor 13<\/li>\n<li>Chipotle Ramadan<\/li>\n<li>Donkey Hand Job<\/li>\n<li>No, Really. *<\/li>\n<li>I Don&#8217;t Care!<\/li>\n<li>Nowadays Clancy Can&#8217;t Even Sing<\/li>\n<li>F*** Each and Every One of You M************ *<\/li>\n<li>If I Could Walk That Way, I Wouldn&#8217;t Need the Talcum Powder *<\/li>\n<li>Because You Searched for the Keywords Idiot, Imbecile, and Cupcake *<\/li>\n<li>From the Diary of Nikki Nookiesnatch<\/li>\n<li>Getting Inside Your OODA Loop *<\/li>\n<li>Compared to Giant Muh, All Other Forms of Human Endeavor Shrink to Insignificance (derived from <em>Patton<\/em>) *<\/li>\n<li>The Hardest Words, Spoken Softly *<\/li>\n<li>Bronze-Age Fairy Tails on a Unicorn Bun! *<\/li>\n<li>Cootie Free Since &#8217;63! (Suggested by my step daughter) *<\/li>\n<li>Dispel the Black Cyclone That Shakes the Throne (<em>Ben Casey<\/em> episode) *<\/li>\n<li>Take That, Everyone Who Deserves It! *<\/li>\n<li>Objects in Mirror Are Uglier than they Appear *<\/li>\n<li>The World&#8217;s First All-Cotton Web Site *<\/li>\n<li>Gory Allegory in a Sarcasm Chasm *<\/li>\n<li>Derp. Blorp. Twerk. Repeat. *<\/li>\n<li>Smarmy, Limp-wristed, Narcissistic Mental Masturbation *\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_16949\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-16949\" style=\"width: 648px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/RB_1964.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-16949 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/RB_1964.jpg\" alt=\"Hey, who's the fat kid?\" width=\"648\" height=\"616\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/RB_1964.jpg 648w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/RB_1964-300x285.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 648px) 100vw, 648px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-16949\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hey, who&#8217;s the fat kid?<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li>\n<li>Splodin Mah Telchum. Das What It Iz (&#8220;Exploring My Potential. That&#8217;s What It Is.&#8221; -Some jive I said to my wife to get her to smile.) *<\/li>\n<li>You Get What You Get, and You Don&#8217;t Pitch a Fit (Advice from a four-year-old) *<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;This is the best blog on the Internet.&#8221; -Expert *<\/li>\n<li>Let He Who Is without Ass Cast the First Douche *<\/li>\n<li>Sentenced to the Consonant Pain of Cramped Vowels *<\/li>\n<li>Just Because I Know It All Doesn&#8217;t Mean I&#8217;m a Know-It-All<\/li>\n<li>Just Because I&#8217;m a Know-It-All Doesn&#8217;t Mean\u00a0I Know It All<\/li>\n<li>As True as a Pile of Mirrors (<a href=\"http:\/\/mohedrus.blogspot.com\">The Mohedrus<\/a>) *<\/li>\n<li>Puke. It is Your Destiny. *<\/li>\n<li>Oh, Muh, Your&#8217;e So Fine, Your&#8217;e So Fine, You Blow My Mind *<\/li>\n<li>The Giant Muh Does Not Hate People; It Just Hates You *<\/li>\n<li>I Feel an Urge \u2026 the Urge to Purge!<\/li>\n<li>I Feel the Need \u2026 the Need to Have Peed!<\/li>\n<li>Now a Proud Member of the Mengele Atrocity Network *<\/li>\n<li>One of the Few Remaining Pages on the Internet that Doesn&#8217;t Have Cum All Over It.<\/li>\n<li>I Remember Everything You Wanted Me to Forget (OceanLab lyric)<\/li>\n<li>13.798\u00b10.037 Billion Years in the Making *<\/li>\n<li>Repetition Works, Giant Muh. Repetition Works, Giant Muh. *<\/li>\n<li>Beating Plowshares into Swords *<\/li>\n<li>Your Radical Miserectomy<\/li>\n<li>Reenergizing the Word &#8220;Grody&#8221; in All Its Glory *<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;If I blow your mind, will you promise not to think in my mouth?&#8221; *<\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;ll Crucify the Insincere&#8230; Tonight (Smashing Pumpkins) *<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8706\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8706\" style=\"width: 648px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/under-the-giant-muh\/rb-res-mirror-01\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8706\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8706\" title=\"See what I'm saying?\" src=\"http:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rb-res-mirror-01.jpg\" alt=\"See what I'm saying?\" width=\"648\" height=\"434\" srcset=\"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rb-res-mirror-01.jpg 648w, https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/rb-res-mirror-01-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 648px) 100vw, 648px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8706\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">See what I&#8217;m saying?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For a while now I&#8217;ve been collecting cute\/fun\/lame slogans for this web site. They go just below the title at the top of this blog. I&#8217;ve been changing them about every week, and no one has commented, which I take to mean that no one has noticed. Anyway, I&#8217;ve been keeping them in this previously&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33602,"parent":0,"menu_order":5,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-8703","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8703"}],"version-history":[{"count":235,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33252,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8703\/revisions\/33252"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardbarron.net\/giantmuh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}