Behold a Giant Muh

Ain’t No Mowshine

Any “high on grass” joke works here.

Ain’t no sunshine when I mow
When I mow tomatoes grow
Ain’t no sunshine when I mow
My garden’s gotta grow
Any time I wield the hoe

Tomato vines they shade my hoe
Pepper plants won’t thrive no more
Cantaloupes all in a row
Water with a big green hose
Or a noisy thunderstorm

And  I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow, I mow…yeah, I oughtta leave the young plants alone, so those roots can find a home, any time I lay the loam…

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