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The Name of the Beast

As most of you know, my excellent Pontiac Grand Am has had a name since the first days after I bought it in 2003: Jean Claude.

That name pretty much happened because it was so easy and clever. In September I bought new Nissan Rogue, and have been pondering a name for it ever since. It’s been six months and nothing obvious has occurred to me, so I am finally giving in and calling it the SLAWD. The reason? It’s written on the hatch in handsome chrome letters.

My Rogue is an SL, and has All Wheel Drive, thus SLAWD
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