Wow! It makes a really cool noise when I whack this notebook on my steering wheel!
Myiasis = infestation with maggots.
“Government pork is lower than dog vomit.” -D
“Am I sharp and pointy and heavy?” -R
“My modus operandi is nothing but a diarrhea-ic thought process.” -D
If you don’t try to drag me down to your level,
I promise not to try to haul you up to mine.
Abbrevurrito = small Mexican snack
Free-range Janitors Association
“If you poke into something hard, back up! You may be in the wrong hole.” -T
My apartment is so small you couldn’t raise veal in here.
Beer on chili, farts really silly.
“She’s just like him, only she doesn’t have a dick!” -D’s friend
“The search for the absolute always ends in hot, futile tears.” -D
“If the world ends, what about all those people who live underground? Under the earth,
you’ve got movement and motion everywhere. What would happen if gravity stops working?
I pray every night that it doesn’t.” -a friend’s mom (“Is she institutionalized?” -T “No, she’s dead.” -R)