April Fool’s Day Dream Extended to the Shower

Dream: Abby and I are in Boeing’s new jet, the 7447, a triple-decker super super jumbo. The jet is taxiing for takeoff, but gets lost in the neighborhoods of Los Angeles. Soon we attempt to take off, but gently crash land in Aruba. As Abby and I wait for drinks at the bar, Courteney Cox swims by and says hi.

I turn to find I am the center of a press conference, fielding questions about my new hydrogen superchain fuel that will replace petroleum. I then drift into a theory I cultivated in my twenties about jet engines that use core fan blades the size of toothbrushes because they can borrow energy from the earth’s gravitational waves, like surfers borrow waves in the ocean.

After waking up, I continue to think these ideas through in the shower, including trying to figure out a way to borrow gravity in space, and how to I would put a station on the moon if I were doing it today. Then I went on a time-travel trip in which I take over Russia before the First World War using 29th century technology, and change history.

Sometimes I think I think too much.
Sometimes I think I think too much.

1 Comment

  1. The first two paragraphs reminded me of The Saint (Val Kilmer) and Chain Reaction (Keanu Reeves), both movies that I’ve enjoyed.

    The third paragraph has already been undone by my own trip back in time, where I accidentally got in the way of all those plans. Sorry.

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