I thought of this joke as Abby and I prepare for our tenth wedding anniversary, and I was thinking about my rings. On October 12, 2004, the day we got married at Arches National Park in Utah, I started wearing my titanium wedding ring, which I regard as possibly my favorite possession. Then on our fifth anniversary trip, I found a neat stainless steel ring in Moab, which has two red-tailed lizards connected at the tails laser cut into it. I consider it my “fifth anniversaring.”
I have pondered trying to find a “tenth anniversaring” next week, but I like this ring so much I might not.