The Cookie Crumbles

As many of my readers are aware, it is Girl Scout cookie time again. Some of you, however, might not know that under pressure from the media and the medical community, the Girl Scouts have changed some of the cookies they offer. They still have cutesy names, but i was surprised to learn how far the organization has gone to offer more fiber, protein and other health nutrients to their product. Some of the new treats include:

  • Broccoloos
  • Sand Sandies
  • Mustard Flats
  • Oil Patch Grinders
  • Lanceroids
  • Olive Loafers
  • Chocolate Chalkies
  • Yokes Ahoy

Customer support has been lukewarm so far, which is probably just as well, since several of the new products have been recalled due to the release of dangerous chemicals when heated.

One flavor rejected by the Girl Scout Council was this item, called "Cement Slabbers."
One flavor rejected by the Girl Scout Council was this item, called “Cement Slabbers.”
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