Advise for Parents from my Nap

In a dream, I told some parents that when their children are in danger, you should cover them in butter. Not only are buttered children harder to kidnap, I explained, they tend to slide off the horn of a charging rhino.

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  1. Oh, great rhino tip! (Pun intended.)

    The downside is that buttered children also taste better…

    (No offense meant to parents whose children have been eaten by cannibals.)

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