Facon and Eggs

One two three five, I declare a T-rex fight! This image is from last year's Shoffner Family Reunion. The 2012 version is just around the corner.
One two three five, I declare a T-rex fight! This image is from last year’s Shoffner Family Reunion. The 2012 version is just around the corner.

No, this isn’t a food blog. I hate food blogs. I think they make us look like gluttons. I eat, you eat, we all eat. It isn’t news, and it isn’t interesting.

I just wanted to check in with a couple of interesting pieces of news. First, Abby has decided to join a gym. I know. Your first inclination is the same as mine, that health clubs and gyms are a waste of money because you typically don’t go. Excuses, etc. But she is really excited, and I definitely want her to get healthier and stronger.

Plus, I just finished editing the images from last year’s Shoffner Family Reunion to WalMart.com to be printed. Each year we produce an album of images from the previous reunion to sell at the reunion’s auction, and with the next one just seven weeks away, it was time. The prints are slated to be ready tomorrow. I have WalMart.com print them because I need two prints of each of the 200 or so images, and it would take too long and use too much ink to do it here at home.

The "facon" on this plate is MorningStar Farms smoked veggie bacon. It's not bacon, but it's tasty and definitely has fewer animal anuses than real bacon. The eggs were supposed to be scrambled, but they folded over into an omelet accidentally.
The “facon” on this plate is MorningStar Farms smoked veggie bacon. It’s not bacon, but it’s tasty and definitely has fewer animal anuses than real bacon. The eggs were supposed to be scrambled, but they folded over into an omelet accidentally.
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2 Comments

  1. “fewer animal anuses”

    You knew, of course, that this would be the phrase to which I’d respond.

    1) Other than animals, do other things have anuses?
    2) I didn’t know bacon was composed of anuses, but now that I suspect it, seeing your photo made me crave real bacon anyway.
    3) ‘Animal Anuses’ would be a good name for a college band that doesn’t go anywhere.

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