Manifesto!

Alternate title: “Monkey see, monkey copy-and-paste.”

I decided that since nut jobs like militia members and royal families can have and share political manifestos, so can I. I am constructing a platform, mostly out of plywood since pine is so expensive.

  • No fat chicks
  • I like pie
  • Don’t mess with the man
  • Top ten all-time coolest guys, not in any particular order: me and no one else
  • I know you “ain’t too good supposin’,” but suppose you shut up?
  • I’m gonna party like it’s 1989
  • wwww.world-wide-wagon-wheel.com, your source for unlimited crap
  • Does this manifesto make my butt look big?
  • He, he, he, it’s Flat Albert!
  • We may be star stuff, but I get the feeling it’s mostly star poo
  • Without hayseeds, there wouldn’t be any hay, dickwad
  • Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle blog!
At long last my million-dollar idea has come to fruition; a real, working goodevilometer.
At long last my million-dollar idea has come to fruition; a real, working goodevilometer.
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