The Frizboid Integument: it takes the umbilicus of 4000 ferrets to make one ounce of “real” polenta.
Hummus on pita, off you better beat-a.
“It’s a doomsday machine with a joyful twist.”
Bag of Bags
Sack of Sacks
King of Kings
Poodle con Carne
Gato con Queso
“Twat like a dyke?” -Misheard
“Nut shiny pants.” -Misheard
“When God was handing out holidays, Buddhists thought he said ‘Go take a dump,’ so they weren’t even in line.” -D
This year I’m using the 1040 Moist form.
Hyperphonial coprophiliac: do I actually eat with that mouth?
I am ointment man, and I spank my trunkula hourly! Minutely on weekends!
“I’m so ‘I don’t know’ I don’t know anything any more.” -K
Sexless food tubes.
Hey, it’s the tenth anniversary of the eleventh commandment!