Forty Year Superfraud

Shot of astronaut "on the moon." According to Negative Guy, "the light is so f---ing fake, man."
Shot of astronaut "on the moon." According to Negative Guy, "the light is so f---ing fake, man."

As many of you know, it has been 40 years since the CIA faked the moon landings. I was just a kid then, and believed that it really happened, until a buddy of mine who shall remain nameless (though we could call him “Negative Guy”, or the guy who was in charge of fixing Y2K) disabused me of this notion. The reason for faking the moon landings was to steer our attention away from much more secret and lucrative drug mining on Uranus. You can Google it.

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  1. Well seeing as we never went back I'm guessing it was faked. I mean if it's not why not back, hmmm,

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