In the process of shopping around for a car loan this week, I had to break out my one and only loan officer joke.
A frog goes into a bank wanting a loan. He approaches a loan officer named Patty Whack, and explains to that he has a trinket in his possession that he wants to use as collateral. He also mentions that his father is none other than Mick Jagger. Patty hesitates, then takes the trinket to her manager. The manager gives it one look and exclaims, “That’s a nick-nack, Patty Whack! Give the frog a loan! His old man’s a Rolling Stone!”
I swear, they have all laughed at it.