List: Funny Allegedly Real Names

Arizona Zipper
Anil G. Shitole
Dr. Beaver, Obstetrician
Betty Burp
The Boring School
Aurora Borealis Belsky
Pupo Shytti
Lotta Crap
Mole Funeral Home
Sir Edward Pinecoffin
Cheatham & Steele, Bankers
Buster Hymen
Cashmere Tango Obedience
Cardiac Arrest Silva
Cherri Pancake
Christ T. Seraphim
Golden Pancake
C. Matthews Dick
Comfort & Satisfy Bottom
Constant Agony
Bump & Twinkle Quick
C. Sharp Minor
Dr. & Dr. Doctor
Earless Romero
Easter & Halloween Buggage
Ecstacy Goon
Evan Keel
Fair Hooker
Marmalade P. Vestibule
Needa Climax
Never Fail
Noble Puffer
Noway Near White
Oofty Goofty Bowman
Vaseline Love
Oscar Asparagus
Pafia Pefia Pifia Pofia Pufia DeCosta
Pink Gash
Rasey & Dewey Butt
Steven Weewee
Dr. Safety First
Commander Sink, USN
General Error
Sue Yu
Spence Kidney
Booper Thompson
Shingle Honaker
Brackenridge Brandenburg
Drew Rutz
Erple J. Dinkins
Fickey Bluford
Johnnie Warrior
Vertis Castacka
Fanny Hunnybun
Female Jones
Legitimate Jones
Fortunate Tarte
Rev. Fountain Wetmore Rainwater
Dr. Gargle, Dentist
Garnish Lurch
Ginger Screws Casanova
Hedda Hare
Henry Ford Carr
Iona Ford
Henry Will Burst
Hilarius Fuchs
Hogjaw Twaddle
Honor Roll
Wong Bong Fong of Hong Kong
If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned
Barebones Immaculate Conception Finkelstein
I.M. Zamost
Ivan Odor
J. Fido Spot
Kuhl Brieze
LeGrunt E. Crapper
Loch Ness Hontas
Lo Fat
Memory Leake
Toppie Smellie
Urban Shocker
Urine McZeal
Ima Hogg
Bacon Chow
Father O’Pray
Professor Verbal Snook
Love Kisses Love
Void Null
Pearl Harbor
Radical Love
Philander Philpot Pettibone
Roosevelt Cabbagestalk
Sara Struggles Nicely
Serious Misconduct
Shlomo Turtlelove
T. Fud Pucker Tucker
Tvstvnekke Woodward
Pebble Brimley
Wandell “Firpo” Black
Esther Glover Peeler
David L. Surprise
Luster Sluss
Hildreth Overcash
Rev. Dick Virtue
Cedar Yandell
Ferris Wapp
Osie Tuggle
Hercomer McBoingboing
Noisy Quiett
Ron Muddlemog
Winnie Turnipseed
Joan Stone
Ura Fox
Rube Orphan
Clay Potter
Crickett Prickett
Hyman Glickman
Treasure Fincher
Storm Duty
Oldmouse Waltz
Eucalyptus Yoho
Odious Champagne
Fairy Clutter
Humperdink Fangboner
Katz Meow
E. Z. Filler, Dentist
Vernal Equinox Grossnickle
Human & Pitt Funeral Service
Clarence O. Bedience
Cistern Brothers
Knighton Day
Herman Sherman Berman
Ignatz Dangle
John Wellborn Wallop
John Hodge Opera House
Centennial Gargling
Oil Samuel J. Tilden
Ten Brook
Lee Bum Suck
Lobelia Rugtwit Hildebiddle
Cassandra Nookiesnach
Peter Beter
Roman Pretzel
Rose Rump
Solomon Gemorah
Vile Albert
Forest Woods
Orange Weldon
Runt Short
Larry Tefertiller
Harry Situations
Toby Clankenbeard
Jewel Glass
Rusty Nails
Forest Brooks
Velvette Biggerstaff
Topher Owens
Rhoda Dendron
Stormy Veal
Debbie Key, Music teacher
Narcissus Frett
Dr. Dick, Urologist
Adora Cox
Agonia Heimerdinger
Cupid Rash
Halibut Justa Fish
Dr. Toothaker, Dentist
Dr. Pull, Dentist
Dr. Bridges, Dentist
Heide Yum Yum Gluck
Hubert Boobert
Hilarious Conception
Vivian Vanevenhaven
Udo Pooch
J. C. Beaglehole
Judge Judge
Pepsi Cola Atom-Bomb Washington
Lavender Hankey
Lacey Pantti
Lovey Nookie Good
Mignon Hamburger
Birdie Peacock
Love Newlove
Barbara Fatt Heine
Tarantula Turner
Zilpher Spittle

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